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Slurmin'

from HFCS by Lord Squid

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Audio Log Excerpt Two: Scourge of the Streets (slurmin)

"Yo mang, you slurmin'?"

Gibberish to my nubile ear-holes that first time, I learnt soon that this HFCS was eliciting a most peculiar effect on the flounder… not laying so low anymore let's just say…

"Can we do that again?"

I remember Igby Panda blurting that out quite clearly, right after his first ingestion of the syrup, when it first hit the water big about four years back. I don't trust myself to try it. Not to mention, we really don't know what it is yet. Why would she choose to meet us here? This harbour stinks, and all the fish here are distracted by the same thing. Sorry mang, I won't be slurmin' anytime soon, probably not ever… get away from that stuff Igby, that flounder might have even cut it with aspartame. Maybe we're wasting time waiting.. wait, I spy something very deadly, just past those dice playing mud crabs. They have to scuttle aside to avoid getting very badly stung.

Wait, suddenly-

[END COMMUNICATION]

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from HFCS, released June 24, 2015

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